Friday, March 16, 2012

5 Steps for Geeks to get Laid

5 Steps for Geeks to get Laid

Attractive women do fall for geeks. Hell, I am one of them. I mean, I am a geek. Really.

I hear this all the time from my fellow guy friends “I can never get that hot girl”, well
guess what, you won’t if you don’t start changing the way you think and start making
that girl notice you.

I know you are asking me already, so how can I get a hot girl and not ended up hearing

her say “Well, I just see you as a friend.” If you are looking for a magic bullet, I don’t
have it. I only have thel power to tell you what will work . Who you are now isn't working
for you, but you can play the game and win by taking the following steps.

1) Have good posture - Geeks are notorious for having bad posture. Women aren't hot
on the hunchback look. Stand up straight. It might feel akward, but you look better.
Trust me.

2) Be an alpha male - This doesn't mean act like a jock or a meathead. Look people in
the eyes, talk clearly and speak out. Make jokes, make fun. Just have a good time.
People will notice.

3) Dress the part - Just because you are a geek doesn't mean you have to look like one.
Wear clothes that fit. Don't wear baggy clothes unless you're overweight. Women like to
admire a mans body just as much men like to admire women. Wear clothes that are
fitted and colors that compliment eachother. Go to a club and look at what the alpha
males are wearing.

4) Get some pheromones - Use technology to help you get some for once. This is the
seduction worlds best kept secret. Be careful of wasting money on fakes. .

5) Touch her - Break the physical contact barrier as soon as possible. Once you have
broken this barrier she will be much more open to further contact. Touch her shoulder
or feel her shirt as part of a conversation. A lot of the time this can least to full on
groping in minutes!

Bonus Tip - Don't put women on a pedestal - They're no better than you. In fact, they're
probably worse. Don't reward a women unless she deserves it. You can be borderline
insulting if your target is a more attractive girl. If you take her down a notch or two she'll be more intrigued as to why you aren't treating her like she's used to being treated.

Wow look at you now!

Only 5 tips and you're on your way to bed with the girls already..

hot girls of 2012 part 6




pick up lines

Hey fellas

now here it comes


v1.01

baker's shop (or any other Shop or store)


allways ask what does this cost and then say
"DAMN THATS VERY EXPENSIVE!!! "
ofcourse in a OVERLY SARCASTIC and DRAMATIC way,
dont know why, but the Girls allways start to giggle at this moment and love this,
then you can ask what hers favorite and then buy the complete opposite of what she said *gg, thats great (if you make the whole thing in a funny way.

by MCM


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v1.02

Hair stylist


say to your hair stylist at any point if she washes your hair or something
"DAMN your Hands are ICE COLD !!!" at this point she always start to complain
"NOO THEY ARE NOT COLD BLA BLA BLA ..."
then you just GRAB her Hand look her in the eyes (smile lightley) and say
"Ofcourse they are!"
"i hope i'll get some discount for this..."
and grin (;

by John from Georgia

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v1.03

DAVID DEANGELO OPENERS
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You: Hey, can I ask you a question?
She: Sure!
You: Are you single?
She: Why?
You: Well, I know someone who I think would REALLY find you attractive. He's nice,
funny, interesting... and I think you might like him. (smile in a knowing way) - Do you have email?
-----------
You: Hey, can I ask you a quick question?
She: Sure!
You: Are you single?
She: Why?
You: Well … I know someone who I think would REALLY like you and if you're single
then you should consider having coffee with him. (smile in a knowing way)
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YOU: "Hey, can I ask you a quick question?" [leaning back and playing it cool, talking cool and slow]
HER: "Sure"
YOU" [pause pause pause for suspense] Are you single? [stone cold straight face]
HER: Well, um...
YOU: I'll take that as a yes... [nodding, sly smile]
HER: [Laugher]
YOU: Well, I just happen to know someone that I think might really like you...
if you're more than just a pretty face, that is... He's funny, has great taste,
and I think you'd like him... I'd love to sit down and get your life story,
but I'm on my way somewhere... do you have email? [very cool, calm tone of voice]
HER: Yes.
YOU: Great... [takes out pen]... write it down for me, and I'll have, uh [clears throat]
HIM send you an email." [Get email and wish the lady a good day.]
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You: Hi there, you're cuter than the average woman that I see in the produce section... are you friendly?
Her: Ha ha... well, sometimes.
You: So, are you shopping for a special occasion, or is this just a routine produce visit?
Her: No, just here for some fruit.
You: Nice. Are you from the area?
Her: Yea.
You: Are you from here originally?
Her: Born and raised.
You: Well, it was nice meeting you... and enjoy your mango...
Her: Thanks.
You: Hey... do you have email?
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You (to girl behind counter during line-up in coffee shop): Hey, since you like me
and this line is always long, how about if I just walk to the front from
now on and you give me free coffee?
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You: Hi … You know, I realize you are probably shy because you get no attention
from men whatsoever … So I thought I'd come over and pay some attention to you.
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You: Hi, you are … [wait 1 sec] … really … [wait 3 sec & look her in the eyes] … beautiful
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You: What's with the big purse? Are you carrying a gun in there?
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[in a club] You: I'm sure that every drunk dumbass and his 9 friends have been bothering you,
but I just wanted to say that you're fantastically beautiful and I wanted to find out
what you are like.
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You: I know that every drunk idiot has been bothering you, but I think you are
( wait 2 sec while looking her right in the eyes) beautiful so I wanted
to find out what you were like
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You: You know what they say about women who … [DON'T TELL THEM! Just look at them in a knowing way.]
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You:
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You (as you hand the cash to cashier): So how much of this cash do you get to keep?
She: None … I wish.
You: Oh, I figured you were pocketing 10 or 20% … I assumed you were rich and could
support me, but now I am not interested … I want a rich girl. (Turn up your nose.)
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You (after opening and talking a bit): You know, there's a great coffees shop
around the corner, would you like to join me for a cup of something delicious
and some stimulating conversation?
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You're beautiful... can I have your autograph?
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You: How old are you?
She: X
You: Well … normally I would need to get my parents' permission to go out with older girls above X-3 …
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Hi, I'm out meeting people tonight, what's your name?
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You (to n-set): You have that look in your face … Are you male-bashing?
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(Pick up your drink, walk over to the table, think of the funniest moment of your life
so you have a smile on your face, and say) "What, are you girls shy or something?"
Girls: NO, why?
You: Because I've been sitting at the next table for at least a half hour and you
haven't come over to say hi to me!
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You know, there's a great coffee shop around the corner, would you like to join me
for a cup of something delicious and some stimulating conversation?
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You: Are you rich/famous?
She:
You: You know, this relationship is not going to work out … I am breaking up with you!

She: Bla bla … We are not even going out.
You: That's just one more reason to end it.
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Excuse me, can I ask you a question? I'm trying to overcome my shyness, and it's my goal to
ask five women today what it takes for them to feel attracted to a man. Do you prefer it when
guys try to BUY your attention with gifts and food, or do you prefer it when a guy teases you,
makes fun, makes you laugh, and keeps you guessing about what's going to come next?
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(to girl who is about to leave): Hi, I was going to come talk to you earlier but I got busy...
what's your name? Do you have email?
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(confident, calm body language) Hi... you look like someone I want to meet.


WAITRESSES / SALES CLERKS / CASHIERS
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You (to girl behind counter during line-up in coffee shop): Hey, since you like me and
this line is always long, how about if I just walk to the front from now on and you
give me free coffee?
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Waitress: /we don't have it
You: Could we get a new waitress please? I'm afraid you're just not going to work out tonight
You: What, you're out of the special?!
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Waitress
You: Let me see that [notepad] for a moment … Interesting. Your handwriting says a lot about you.
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Waitress: Just one?
You: Yes … Unless, of course, you are planning to join me.
Waitress: bla blab la work
You: Yea, well, quit your job then join me. I am more fun than work anyway.
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You (after some flirting with waitress): What do you thinks the best thing is on the menu?
Waitress:
You: Well, if your taste in food is even half as good as your taste in men, then it must be damn good.
OR
You: Well, I just wanted to know what to avoid...so I'll make sure to NOT order that.
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You (as you hand the cash to cashier): So how much of this cash do you get to keep?
She: None … I wish.
You: Oh, I figured you were pocketing 10 or 20% … I assumed you were rich and could support me,
but now I am not interested … I want a rich girl. (Turn up your nose.)
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(store, to sales girl) You are so lucky to be working indoors, it is so hot outside.
Her: Yeah
You: I just moved here to recently and still can't get over how hot it is.
Her: Where from?
You: Is it always this hot?
Her:
You: How long have you lived here? Where are you from? Etc.
Her:
You: How is the club scene / night life here?
Her:
You: Let me get your phone number and maybe you can show me around sometime
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You (to girl behind coffee counter): Let me guess ... You got up at 4:25 in the morning.
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You (after coming back to restaurant and asking for waitress by name): I'm not sure if you
remember me or not but I was here the other day with my friend.
She: Yeah, I remember you.
You: Well, I'm going to take up much of your time. I realize you're on duty right now
and on staff, so I just want to … get your phone number.

MYSTERY'S ELVIS OPENER
======================

You: Hey ... did you know ... that Elvis DIED …
Her: yes.
You: ... his HAIR?
Her: no.
You: Guess what color his actual hair was?
Her: I donno, blond?
You: Close. DIRTY blond. Isn't that sorta fucked up
Her: yeah.
You: I mean, can you actually imagine Elvis Pelvis as a Beach Boy blond? Here's my thought though ...
do you think that he would have become FAMOUS as a blond?
Her: I donno.
You: See, I don't think so. If he didn't die his hair, its quite likely he would never have looked
BADBOY enough and get all the girls to swoon. Yeah, I can see it in your eyes haa - you
like badboys just like the rest of em ... but don't expect me to dye my hair for you! :P
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There's a second part if I want to add to it.
You: Elvis' wife Pricilla Presley also dyed her hair. Oh don't ask me what her real hair color was,
Im not Cliff Claven (from Cheers) but ... can you picture these two dying their heads together
over their pure gold sink every two weeks ... in some sick ceremonial ritual to appeal to the masses?
Haa. How fucking badboy is THAT?!!! Well, that's my thought for the day.

E-MAILING HER
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Hey, it was nice meeting you last night… what are you up to this week?
Would you like to join me for a cup of something wonderful and some stimulating conversation?\
Talk to me.

If they don't answer that one, I write back a couple of days later
"What, playing hard to get already? Nice. Talk to me."

I get most of them emailing me back by this point. When they do,
I say "What's your # and when's a good time to reach you?"
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I know you're scared of meeting such an intelligent charismatic rockstar like myself,
because you'll fall so hopelessly in love you couldn't take the rejection,
fall into habitual drinking, and eventually kill yourself... but really its okay
I'll treat you like an ass and you'll hate me, and life will go on
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(to waitress) Hey, I was just checking back with you... I wanted to know how much you made last night.
It didn't look like you were making much money by standing around talking to me, and if you wound up coming
home with no tips, then you're not going to be able to take me out for a drink and keep me surrounded
by the type of lifestyle that I've become accustomed to...
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It was fun talking to you last night. You sound like you might be more than just a pretty face
(which is refreshing). Let's get together this week for a cup of something delicious and some
stimulating conversation. I'm thinking Tuesday afternoon or Wednesday early evening. Let me know...
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… It's John. We met at <…> the other night. Well … I should tell you something.
I'm not the guy that your mother always warned you about … but she should have.
If you think you can handle a guy who plays chess with a vegetable, let's meet for a cup of tea.
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[If girl was a bit reserved but still gave e-mail address] Hey, it was nice talking to you...
You seemed like you might have been busy today, but email me and maybe I'll have some time this week
and you can join me for a cup of coffee and some good conversation.
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Hey, what are you up to this week? Would you like to join me for a cup of something yumny and some orgasmic conversation? I know you're scared of meeting such a fascinating DJ like myself, but we'll make it a short meeting of 15 minutes and if you're REALLY psycho, then I could run away and live.

Let me know...


Aww... playing hard to get with me? Nice.

Well... you better catch me if you can cause I am considering drinking that delicious cappuccino all by myself!


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David DeAngelo: I personally email the next day. I'll start with a charming email to get the
conversation started, then tell her that I'm going to call in a day or two. This has the effect
of making contact with her relatively quickly, but still creating anticipation because you
haven't actually talked.


RESPONDING TO PERSONALS
=======================

DD's response to women's personals
Well, you sound like you might be more than just another pretty face. Something tells me
that you're probably getting about 50 emails a day from loser guys saying things like
"Hi, I'm freshly divorced from my seventh wife, have 5 delinquent kids... but the good news
is that I have a good chance at finally getting a job..." etc.

In any event, I'm 28, have my life together, and I'm more than the usual
amount of interesting and funny, so you'd better like to laugh. You sound
like you might make an interesting friend, so let's get together for a cup of
something delicious and some interesting conversation... if you think you can
handle it, that is!
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Hey, I don't think that this picture is really you. What, did you go to the mall and
get one of those Glamour Shots done or something? Do you have a real picture?
Like you at home on your stairmaster or something? Or do you even work out?
OK, stop trying to fool all of us guys, and let's see what you REALLY look like...
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I was looking through all these ads here on the internet thinking to myself
"Look at all the poor, desperate, lonely women..." and then I saw your ad and
thought to myself "Hey, here's a poor, desperate, lonely woman that's actually CUTE..."
so I thought I'd write and see if you're as interesting on the inside as you are in this picture...

hot girls of 2012 part 5




HOW TO APPROACH AND ATTRACT

You have probably heard a thousand pick-up lines. In
fact, you have probably even tried a few. And let me
guess, most did not work did they?
That's to be expected. The female sex is an interesting
bunch and men have been trying to find the best way
to approach and attract women for thousands of years.
Guys will use all sorts of tactics to try to grab their
attention. Some will buy them a drink, some will try to
show off their muscles while others will try a variety of
corny pick-up lines.
In reality, all these tactics can be counterproductive.
Girls, especially attractive ones, get offered drinks and
hear standard pick-up lines every night they go out.
They are used to this attention and see guys flaunting
themselves in front of them all the time. It's standard
issue for them, and if you use the same methods you
then become just another desperate guy trying to get
in their pants. DO NOT fall into this trap.
The key to approaching women is to make it appear
that you are engaging in conversation simply out of
convenience. You do not want them to think you are
hitting on them, but rather that you are simply talking to
them because they happen to be there. It can be
tricky, but there a few ways you can achieve this.
If you see a girl you are interested in or attracted to, do
not just go up and start talking. You have to be in their
general proximity for a reason. If they are at the bar,
maybe you are there just to get a drink. Or a friend of
yours is standing around her and you went over to talk
to him. I like to position myself close to my "target" and
establish that there is a reason I am there before I say
a word to her.
At first, when you assume your position close to her,
go against any urge to gawk, stare or pay attention to
her. Make it clear you are not there for her. When you
do actually speak to her, she will be convinced she
was just lucky enough to be standing near you at that
time.
So what do you say? My favourite "opener" is a
question that asks for an opinion. It makes it seems
like you are just asking for her opinion on an issue that
is on your mind rather than talking to her because you
want to impress her.
One I love using is "Hey, let me ask you something. I
just talked to my friend who broke up with this girl he
has been seeing for a couple of months. Well, he
broke up with her by text message. Do you think it's ok
to breakup with someone by text message?"
When you are delivering this line make sure you are
smiling, standing tall and deliver it with confidence. It's
important not to show your nerves in your body
language. And make it funny! This topic opens up a
whole bunch of doors and usually the girl will think it is
quirky and funny. Try to make her laugh and always
have a few follow up lines waiting that are funny. For
example, if she automatically says no and claims your
friend is a jerk, you can say something like "Yeah, I
think he is just bitter since his last girlfriend broke up
with him on MSN messenger."" You can then launch
into a story about this breakup.....there is lots of
opportunity to make it funny.
The initial approach is all about being casual and
having the girl not interpret your actions as "picking her
up". The opinion opener does exactly this as long as
you make it appear that you are honestly just picking
their head. There are tons of options. Some others
include "Who do you think lie more often? Girls or
guys?" or "My 16 year old sister wants to get a tattoo
of her boyfriends name but I really don't think it's great
idea. What do you think?"
These lines can open up some awesome
conversations. If you have a casual and unique
approach followed by funny and interesting
conversation, you are on your way to attracting that girl
you never dreamed would pay attention to you! You
see, learning how to approach and attract women can
be fun and easy! Next time you are out on the town, try
out some of these techniques.
This lesson is simply a small part of the art of
seduction. The quality of the available information on
social dynamics, sexual skills and how to succeed with
women has vastly improved and offers any guy an
opportunity to be successful with the woman of their
dreams. It's a fascinating art and I hope you choose to
continue your studies!

hot girls of 2012 part 4




Online Seduction How To Seduce Women Online In Two Easy Steps

Introduction
Your dream of attracting women could now be accomplished. So what if you are
a complete greenhorn in attracting women? Now, it does not even matter that
you are a shy, introvert man who does not make friends very easily.
The Dating and Seduction Guide makes matters very easy for you. The fact that
women are wired to their subconscious minds while taking emotional decisions
makes them a very tough nut to convince for ‘dates’ and seduction. It is so
simple because it exactly tells men what they need to do and hence the
formulation of Dating and Seduction Guides. More often than not, a Dating and
Seduction guide would provide tips and techniques on how men can get involved
in the activity of dating and seducing women.
These tips are so down to earth that no men would have issues adjusting to the
tips. Some of the tips include dressing up in good attire, being at the best
behavior, talking politely to women and so on. The nature of these tips are so
basic that once a man follows these elementary tips, dating and seducing women
would be like child’s play for the man.
Please note that though the success rate of these guides are high, chances of
failure are existent.
It is up to you as how you accept ownership of a failure.
How To Seduce Women Online In Two Easy Steps
The Internet is a good place to meet and attract women. According to a survey
conducted by a major women's magazine, over 80% of women in the United
States have tried online dating. If you are looking to hook up with the woman of
your dreams, the Internet is a good place to go to. More and more women each
day are going online to meet men themselves.
Hot women gets plenty of attention, online and offline. Similarly, they get
bombarded with emails daily from men. Therefore, just like in the offline world,
in order to get attention from women online, you have to stand out from the pack.
The process of seducing women online can be broken down into two simple
steps - first, get your target to respond to you, and second, bridge from emails to
a date.
Getting women to respond to you online
When emailing a woman, inevitably she would ask you for your photo. Here is
how to almost guarantee a response from her. Take a picture with an amazing
backdrop, or is taken when you're in the middle of doing an exciting activity.
Examples are pictures that you took when you were on an adventure - when you
were skiing, roller blading, or jumping off a plane.
The key here is to imply that you live a healthy, active lifestyle. This would fire
up her imagination that if she gets to be with you, she would be living the same
fun and exhilarating life as you do.
From exchanging emails to going on a date
Here is where it matters the most. As a rule of thumb, you could ask the woman
for a date when you have exchanged three to five emails to her. Anything less
would make you sound desperate, and anything more would make the whole
thing go stale.
When you ask for the date, don't just say 'let's go for coffee'. Instead, say that
you're going to do your weekly rock climbing and ask her if she would like to tag
along. Better still, go for the date which is related to the activity in the picture
that you sent her.
One final point. Women who you meet online are there to meet men, so there is
no double guessing her intentions. Therefore, the game is already staked in your
favor. Just follow the two steps outlined above, you will be on your way to take
your dating life to a new level.